Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.
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Every ten years, the monks in the monastery are allowed to break their vow of silence to speak two words. Ten years go by and it’s one monk’s first chance. He thinks for a second before saying, “Food bad.” Ten years later, he says, “Bed hard.” It’s the big day, a decade later. He gives the head monk a long stare and says, “I quit.” “I’m not surprised,” the head monk says. “You’ve been complaining ever since you got here.”
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A: Spare ribs!
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A: They are both used as a meat substitute.
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A: Baked beans.
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A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
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If tomatoes are a fruit, isn't ketchup a smoothie?
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