Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Anonymous National Jokes
A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”
BLUEYEZ74 National Jokes
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
yo cuzz National Jokes
China, Russia, and Poland venture to space. China says they'll go to Pluto because it's the farthest. Russia says they'll go to Jupiter because it's the biggest. Poland says they'll go to the Sun. Russia and China warn that they'll melt. They reply, "We'll go at night."
Nobody starves in America. People in America die from over eating.
pyesley National Jokes
Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Anonymous National Jokes
Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.
Lincoln Dr... National Jokes
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
Steven Casby National Jokes
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Anonymous National Jokes
A Jewish businessman in America decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland. When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. By the way, I converted to Christianity." "Oy vey," said the father. "What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his friend Jacob what to do. Jacob said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the Rabbi. The Rabbi said, "Funny you should ask.I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people? Perhaps we should go talk to God and ask him what to do."
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do. Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven. The Voice said, "funny you should ask, I too sent my son to Isreal..."
adm_hou National Jokes
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