Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Mark My Words Science Jokes
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
the thingy Science Jokes
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Taylor Science Jokes
Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
Anonymous Science Jokes
Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.
Anonymous Science Jokes
When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"
Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.
Geronimonius Science Jokes
I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.
JMC AND KC Science Jokes
Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."
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