Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Anonymous Word-play Jokes
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.
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Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"
gav1467 Word-play Jokes
I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!
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Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.
Anonymous Word-play Jokes
A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."
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A man who is just married is flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride is to accompany him the next day. When he gets there, he e-mails his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sends the e-mail, he mistypes the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the e-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18 year old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on, with a message that reads, "Dear love, I just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you. Love, Me. P.S. Sure is hot down here."
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Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
ANGEL EYES Word-play Jokes
Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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