Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
swaggerboy Yo-momma Jokes
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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